bait? T-To make that Rick come back? Rick: What? M-Morty, for you to be bait, the guy'd have to value something. Rick: Yes, Morty? Morty: You promise I'm not, you know. Beth: Wait, but where's our real dad and our real Morty? Summer: Buried in the backyard. Jerry: THERE WAS SO MUCH TIME TO EXPLAIN! Rick: Yes! Fine! Hindsight is 20-20! Who has ever taken this long to vanish? Jerry: How did I end up not in my own universe?! Oh my God, the Jerryboree! Rick and Morty: Ohhhhhhhh, the Jerryboree. Rick: Don't waste extra precious seconds with your pettiness, Jerry! Summer, let's rundown- Summer: "One-way blind hop, reset beacon, Booger AIDs". Jerry: Why do I have a reality of origin?! Rick: There's no time to explain, Jerry! Counting on you, Summer! "One-way blind hop beacon protocol"! HERE WE GOOOOOOO.! Jerry: So there was time to explain.
search for words like "one-way blind hop, reset map beacon". Summer: Every file is "Booger AIDs"! Rick: I-I hate naming things! Just. There's a protocol for this in your chore-server, filename "Booger AIDs". Rick: Summer, three of us are one-way blind hopping. Where's Summer? Summer: Oh nice, you guys are back. Morty: Back to our original universes.! Rick: I explained it fine, Morty, you're spoon-feeding spoons. Jerry: That's totally dying! Rick: No, it isn't! It's everyone from this reality returning to their reality of origin. Morty: Rick, are we about to die?! Rick: No, we're about to vanish from this reality. Jerry: Rick, why am I pulsing green? And don't say you don't know, because you're pulsing green. Morty: Wait, what? Wh-What's happening?! Rick: Instead of resetting portal travel, I may have reset portal travellers. That was not worth it! It's corny! You, corn! Dying of starvation here! Morty: Oh my God, stop explaining! Stop explaining! Rick: Are you finished?! Rick: She's not finished. Morty: Mom! Rick: Beth, maybe! Rick: Is she trying to say something? W-We can't hear you! How dumb are.?! Beth, you're in a vacuum! Sound travels on air! Why am I yelling? Morty: Wow, great. Spinal cord, Robitussin as a base, then surprise me. Hey, remember, like a second ago, when you pretended to not know who Iron Man was? Who was that for? Rick: Sh-Shush, shush, Morty. Rick: "Evil Morty" - c-can we stop flattering this guy?! His plan was to monologue and fuck off! He basically threw a tantrum to announce he was quitting Twitter. Morty: I guess that was all part of Evil Morty's plan. Morty, I told you to write this down! I-I don't have a helmet like that Avengers guy did! Been drinking a lot of my piss. Citadel's gone, and the saucer we escaped in is out of power. Dramatic voiceover while stranded in space? I-I guess when you're dying, the first thing to go is your creativity. 10 Ricktional Mortpoon's Rickmas Mortcation.
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